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Kenneth Francis Landreaux is an American former professional baseball center fielder. He played in Major League Baseball for the California Angels, Minnesota Twins, and Los Angeles Dodgers from 1977 through 1987.
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Highway 397 is a north-south state highway in Boone County, Arkansas. The highway is maintained by the Arkansas Department of Transportation.
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Mošenik is a settlement on the left bank of the Sava River in the Municipality of Zagorje ob Savi in central Slovenia. The railway line from Ljubljana to Zidani Most runs through the settlement. The area is part of the traditional region of Upper Carniola. It is now included wit