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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees hum?","punchline":"Because they don't know the words.","id":343}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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Live Blood is a live album by the English rock musician Peter Gabriel. Recorded at the HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London on 23 and 24 March 2011, the concert featured Gabriel singing with the New Blood Orchestra and vocalists Ane Brun, Melanie Gabriel, Sevara Nazarkhan and Tom Cawley.
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