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The Gold Decoration for Merit, post-nominal letters GDM, was instituted by the President of the Republic of South Africa in April 1996. It was awarded to veteran cadres of the Azanian People's Liberation Army, the military wing of the Pan Africanist Congress, for outstanding service and utmost devotion to duty during the \"struggle\".
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{"type":"standard","title":"Dominican Republic at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics","displaytitle":"Dominican Republic at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17002322","titles":{"canonical":"Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics","normalized":"Dominican Republic at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics","display":"Dominican Republic at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics"},"pageid":42195251,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Flag_of_the_Dominican_Republic.svg/330px-Flag_of_the_Dominican_Republic.svg.png","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Flag_of_the_Dominican_Republic.svg/900px-Flag_of_the_Dominican_Republic.svg.png","width":900,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1138583430","tid":"7e48fa91-a942-11ed-9f75-abb8cd06c17a","timestamp":"2023-02-10T12:57:37Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dominican_Republic_at_the_2014_Summer_Youth_Olympics"}},"extract":"Dominican Republic competed at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics, in Nanjing, China from 16 August to 28 August 2014.","extract_html":"
Dominican Republic competed at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics, in Nanjing, China from 16 August to 28 August 2014.
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