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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}
{"type":"general","setup":"Can I watch the TV?","punchline":"Yes, but don’t turn it on.","id":82}
{"type":"general","setup":"How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?","punchline":"A little shaken.","id":145}
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