{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
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{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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