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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

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