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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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